Snowdonia national park is the famous abode of the mingin king. An ancient wizard who has unnaturally prolonged his life by feeding on the brains of tourists draining them of their vitality and condemning them to a break and soulless existence as chavs who wander the island looking for pints. The man consistently deficates enchanted turds in the sex area and is also seen donating sports cars to orphans in the evil zone which causes a great deal of chaotic neutral pollution. Greta Thunborg, defender of the environment was dispatched along with an entire legion of eco warriors, however they were last seen hugging the milk trees and are presumed dead or insane.

Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to brave the illogical wastes of AI Snowdonia and present the Mignin King with summons to appear in court to pay his TV license.