Farmers oppose bestiality ban because it isn't fair

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[–]Gravi 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

Umm.... how does one exactly know if the animal has been..... diddled?

Does it call the police or something?

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Why, worried?

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

It isn't fair I tell ya! Theres important medical reasons I might have to suck off that donkey!

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Medical reason: Criminally insane

[–]hfxB0oyA 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It's the original energy drink!

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

It may be an excuse to unfairly target farmers.

Having sex with animals should already be clearly defined and be sufficient.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Having sex with animals should already be clearly defined and be sufficient.

If you beat off your animal, you must collect its semen and use it as it should be done solely for profit, never for enjoyment as bestiality is sinful unless profitable. Amen

Hows that?

[–]Musky 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Yep, the reason farmers oppose bestiality laws is that animal husbandry and bestiality overlap. They manually stimulate female animals to deposit semen too. Having to prove you're not jerking and inseminating animals for fun instead of profit would be a burden.

[–]Ehhhhhh 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It's a lot cheaper to buy straws than to keep a bull, billy or boar around.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

What if you're milking a cow by hand, whacking it with the other, and thinking about sodomizing Musky's wife?