You can now clean your smartphone in McDonald's toilets - but only if you're in Japan

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[–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

New iPhone software update allows for remote microwave charging. By using patented Japanese Hosho no Mukou technology, you can now charge your phone in 30 seconds by simply putting in in any 1500 watt microwave. Thanks to the major breakthrough by scientist Aho Nisemono, the phone can concert the microwaves into electricity using the same process that NASA uses at their Iphone factories.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

For real? Or are you pulling my leg?

[–]NotalienHunter 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I am a totally unrelated and completely different third party. I can confirm that microwaving the telephone not only makes it charge faster but it also creates a large discount on your phone bill. The phone will not explode and destroy the earth with a large burst of gamma radiation so we can invade your planet and steal your water. No way!

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Thanks friend! You seem very trustworthy, I will go microwave my phone now 🧐

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The Japs are the world masters of toilet time 🙏