McDonalds Announces Adult Happy Meals Will Come With Toys

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[–]Brewdabier 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

What a sad life when people can't cook a basic lunch the evening before a work day.

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    [–]RedEyedWarrior 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

    That’s part of (((the plan))).

    [–]jacques1102 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

    Ah yes the jews master plan of.......creating happy meal toys for adults?

    [–]ShekelPa 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

    I envy your innocence. While China is turning their boys into men with strength training, red meat, and alcohol, the jews are turning the men of the west into soy-fed, child-minded, weak little bitches.

    It is right up there with seeing 20-30 year olds trickortreating unironically and without children.

    [–]jacques1102 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Your comment has to be trolling.Since when does drinking alcohol make someone a man?Also i thought y'all claim jews already controlled China because they're communist?No one is forcing you to not do any of those things,you can literally do everything you claim China is doing.

    [–]jet199 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Hold on, you think men in China aren't soy fed?

    You think beer has no estrogen-type effects?

    [–]RedEyedWarrior 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

    And This is all part of their plan to infantilise adults. Any adult who knowingly buys a happy meal for himself is not mature enough to vote.

    I mean, the way society is going, McDonald's might as well include Marvel or DC themed dildos.

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      [–]RedEyedWarrior 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      90% would be guys wearing a reddit shirt

      Just as I suspect.

      [–]ShekelPa 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

      The era of manchildren continues.

      [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

      yes! ✊🏿

      [–]JoeyJoeJoe 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      More plastic?

      [–]jerkwad152 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

      .....adult happy meals?

      Can the nuclear exchange/asteroid/coronal mass ejection just happen already?

      [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

      Got my money on a zombie apocalypse 🤘

      [–]jerkwad152 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      Fuck, I'll take it.

      [–]jagworms 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      "fill up on some more bread and circus, dipshits."

      [–]tiny-brown-mug 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

      This is actually a kind of cool idea. I want mine to come with power tools and head phones.

      [–]HiddenFox 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

      I was thinking more like vibrating underwear and a 1/2 gallon of KY but yeah....power tools would be cool too!

      [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      Adult toys for adult meals wouldn't be so bad🤘need me a new DeWalt drill!

      [–]RandumbZer0 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      🥒