James Blunt Developed Scurvy After Adopting an All-Meat Diet To Assert His Masculinity

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[–]diogeneswanking 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

muscle doesn't have enough, he must have tried to live on muscle. he should have eaten skin and fat like eskimos thrive on

[–]Canbot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

to piss off the women in his university classes

Sounds like he was just tired as fuck of all the leftist feminist/vegan/egomaniac women who think wokeness is enlightened and everything masculine is evil.

[–]Questionable[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Maybe? But he needs to use his brain first, and react second. Especially if it's something he's doing for three months straight. The amount of Soybean oil he must have consumed in condiments must be astronomical, most likely accoutring for as many calories as the meat gave him.

Ĥ̅͛ǝ̮̺͕̲̰llo ʍoɹlp' I,ɯ Qnǝsʇᴉouɐqlǝ.̬̘̟ͅ

[–]Questionable[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Even more unhealthy than going full Vegan. Most apex predictors can't even do this. Worst of all, he dipped it in mayonnaise, which was most likely based in pure soybean oil.

Why do so many people these days mistake their own arrogance for masculinity? That's not how this works, that's not how any of this works.

Ĥ̅͛ǝ̮̺͕̲̰llo ʍoɹlp' I,ɯ Qnǝsʇᴉouɐqlǝ.̬̘̟ͅ

[–]yayblueberries 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

That's not a mistake, masculinity is defined entirely by arrogance.

[–]Questionable[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

masculinity is defined entirely by arrogance.

No, no it is no̵t. Only fools live their lives like this, believing such nonsense.

Ĥ̅͛ǝ̮̺͕̲̰llo ʍoɹlp' I,m Qnǝsʇᴉouɐqlǝ.̬̘̟ͅ