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[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

"Mum, why are we trapped on this space ship, lost in the void, slowly running out of food in a desperate attempt to find a planet to live on?"
"Well, my son, when we launched this ship into space on a mission to the nearest inhabitable planet many, many years ago, we brought enough supplies to last our journey and establish a new home."
"What happened?"
"They changed maths back on earth to make a tiny percentage of people happy, re-uploaded the new, progressive maths to our navigation computer and now we're doomed."
"What percentage of people was it?"
"1,672B%"
"... Um, that's not a possible percentage of people, or even fully numerical."
"It is now, boy. It is now..."