Neo-Nazis from the F.S.B. (Federated States of Bombenfein) have recently lost several forts to severe structural damage after the Islamic Sultanate of Qarsherskiy fired 17 Strelyay-Molodoy Rockets into neo-Nazi bases and camps. The Strelyay-Molodoy Rocket is a model rocket with firecrackers inside. They fly over 900 feet up and reach speeds over 75 miles an hour. Strelyay-Molodoy Rockets pop upon impact with an object, making a sound much similar to an explosion and sending smoke flying and creating a brief flash. They aren't capable of seriously harming anyone but may cause minor cuts and temporary deafness if one makes direct contact with a person. Qarsherskiyan forces fire them into tents and forts and the sides of big trees near neo-Nazis to startle and scatter them. Pieces of cardboard or hard plastic which the rocket is made from often fly at high speeds and hit people.
"We are currently exercising a plan to gain access to the tunnel under Denbigh Boulevard between the American cities of Newport News and Yorktown," says the Emir, or vice president, Powerplant 'Ali.
"It is with great pleasure that I inform you all that Q.I.A. (Qarsherskiy Intelligence Agency) and the Q.D.F. (Qarsherskiy Defense Forces) are working around the clock to locate and track the movements of FSB neo-Nazis to help coordinate strikes and rocket attacks," says the Sultan, or President of Qarsherskiy, sultan 'Ali AQ-Qarsherskiyy AT-Tariq AL-Akbar.
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