The Russell Brand media pile-on begins. Post links here to other articles and I'll update them in the message.

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[–]DELINQUENTFELON 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

When I was younger I had a girlfriend and she could suck my cum and guess what I'd eaten for breakfast earlier that day

She could always pick out when i had a Hawaiian pizza with a pineapples on it

She was very talented

[–]Canbot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

She had lunch with you, bumbass

[–]DELINQUENTFELON 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

No that's not really what happened I swear to God this girl and she was a sparkly cute as you could imagine she would suck my cum and I swear to God she told me she said have you been eating pineapple and I said yeah I had Hawaiian pizza she said I knew it

[–]Canbot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Did you touch you dick with your unwashed hand after eating?

[–]DELINQUENTFELON 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Before eating during eating after eating?

Duh.