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[–]secretmessage 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

mittens surely understands that when you dont give your wife any money AND you are drunk all day and cant get your dick up to fuck your woman.. she is going to fuck the pool boy and he will give her money.

dont bother looking in her purse, because you will find two items that will prove that what i am saying is true.

1) minty chewing gum that removes his cum smell on her breath.

2) cash that she doesnt know where it came from.

when you get drunk, she is fucking every dude up at the slick willies billiards parlor.

drink up.

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Is this what passes for a clever insult for you these days, Eddie boy?