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[–]CANDYASSES 3 insightful - 7 fun3 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

Dearest Bardfinn,

I wanted to write this letter to you because it seems that you and i should be married soon, and i thought that you should have a say in this matter.

there is one issue and i am hoping that you can get past it, which is that i am unable to achieve an erection more frequently than bi-annually.

it isnt that my penis is entirely useless, it could be used as an intimate kitchen utensil that is used to apply melted butter or margarine to crusty toast.

breakfast is my favorite meal of the day.

lets get married soon.

Captain Poppers

[–]Airbus320 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

u/bardfinn plz listen to this man