You see this paper? You're going to sign it.
It states that I love this person unconditionally but in the event that this doesn't work out, she can take 40-70% of my net worth and 20-40% of my gross income if we have kids.
The wedding will be the happiest day of your life. You'll pay $20,000 to see all your family members you spoke to once at that Christmas party your parents threw 8 years ago and haven't spoken to since.
You also get to choose which of your friends is the best and pay 3 months of your salary for a rock on a ring because "that's just what you do".
The bride's father will walk her down the aisle and can't wait to get her off his hands. She's your responsibility now, feed her and buy her the shit that she wants to fill your home with (which she'll never pay a dime towards) or she'll withhold sex until you cave in.
Let's step back and see what she offers in return. A bloody, musty, open wound she calls her vagina (which you'll rarely see again after your wedding night). That's about it.
You'll then get the talk about "combining incomes" as spending all her money wasn't enough.
Financial planning? Retirement? What's that about?
I live in the moment she says as you slowly drift into a state of regret and alcoholism.
High risk, no return, no thanks.
Marriage, because your shitty day doesn't have to end at work.
Now sign here ................
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