Who owns cars that are well?

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[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (4 children)

The punchline: That's not even a joke.

At 51, I've never owned a car, ever.
I've driven all over North America.
Many times.
In a variety of different-sized vehicles.
I've had many motorcycles, electric bikes, bicycles, and even a couple unicycles.
Think different.
Feel free to buy me one of these.

[–]IndianaJones[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

That's not even a joke

I know bro I'm just really bored (and horribly unfunny).

Feel free to buy me one of these.

If I ever win the lotto I got your back.

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

If you're bored, read some of my posts or comments and engage.

Or step away from your device and make change in the world.

What inspires you? What drives you? What gives you meaning, purpose, fulfillment and joy?

[–]IndianaJones[S] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

If you're bored, read some of my posts or comments and engage.

I'll try man, I don't know much about Canada though but I'll see if I have anything intelligent to comment.

Or step away from your device and make change in the world.

Suggestions? Does hugging my pillow count?

What inspires you? What drives you? What gives you meaning, purpose, fulfillment and joy?

Above everything else? Friends. Specifically, meeting the world's craziest people for the purpose of discovering their backstory and being a thrillseeker. sort of like reading a book (but better). To me, I think that's the purpose of life, to have the world's craziest and exciting people by your side always.

Another meaning of life: To have the world's best hangout. I think the world's best hangout would involve something like drinking beer at a friend's house (or my house) late at night. Either that, or something to do with camping. Sounds fun, maybe I should arrange something with my mates.

If you ever find yourself in Sydney, Australia, look me up. We'll do cool shit.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Before *Burning Man got too woke and closed down for COVID, it was a radical scene I was deep into. Sounds like it might be up your alley. Further, there are countless regional Burner events around the world, including a big one in South Africa and some in Australia and New Zealand.

We can also make online hangouts. /s/Cassy.