I FINALLY ASCENDED!!! I HAD SEX!!!!

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[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Hot damn, do you feel chad yet?

(Btw, if this is all actually, like, kinda true then this is peak ‘what no pussy does to an mf’ meme)

[–]AnimeRespecter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

no its not true its a joke

[–]EternalSunset 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

sure

[–]AnimeRespecter 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I wouldn't do that to berth- I mean to a fucking martial arts dummy.

[–]EternalSunset 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Mogs my fleshlight

[–]greybeard 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

The site is down lol. They are scared of incels learning of this and bringing bad press coverage

[–]AnimeRespecter 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

don''t worry brocel. here it is https://www.amazon.com/Century-Opponent-Freestanding-Training-Dummy/dp/B00329TVEM

[–]yabbit 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Some of those sex bots are starting to look pretty realistic so it's not unlikely this humiliating fate awaits most future males.

I'll take one that looks like broccolibutts

[–]AnimeRespecter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I was just messing around brocel I didn't actually do this.