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[–]Vortex 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Do you mean reddit?

[–]EternalSunset 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

What do you say via text?

I usually just say: "Hello miss [her name], I saw your announcement at [website name] and wanted to know how much do you charge?"

Be wary that if you are messaging her through one of these apps where she can see your profile picture, she will probably give you a higher rate if you look ugly on your pic. Use a picture where you look really good if that is the case.

How do I say I want to suck her fingers and shit?

Tell her: "Are you ok with some minor and harmless fetish stuff? I love female hands and would very much appreciate if you could touch me in so and so ways and let me lick your fingers."

How do I book a hotel?

If bringing her to your place isn't an option, you can just ask her: "Do you have a location?"

[–]yabbit 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You prepare your obituary for when her pimp murders and robs you