Guys, I'm debating subbing to FDS' patreon to ask them how I can get a latina

submitted by OPStolen from self.Incels

I want a latina so fucking badly. I want a those soft, dark brown latina hands and long nail beds. I want those hands in my hands. I want to fuck a latina's hands.

I've been thinking about doing the FDS subscription and submitting a post saying I'm an incel with a massive hand fetish and I'm obsessed with latinas and want advice on how to get one to let me touch her hands without paying.

I'm drunk right now, but let me know your thoughts for when I'm sober

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[–]Mazurro 8 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Don't drink bud, this idea is idiocy.

[–]Salvador6feet6 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

There advise would be to date a age appropriate latina who is minimum 5 year older than your mom

[–]greybeard 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

just saved a brocel 10$

[–]Vortex 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Go to Mexico.

[–]David_Allen_Cope1 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Save up some cash and head to mexico, bro. Hookers and blow are cheap there. Stop by a pharmacy down there and pick up some steroids and testosterone while you're at it. Your posts are always funny as fuck btw.

[–]takavoid513 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This is a bad idea. She will just give you lies which you will fail apon.

[–]EternalSunset 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Geez bruh just come to Central or South America, latinas here love gringos.

[–]greybeard 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

he's a blackcel

[–]EternalSunset 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They will still like him because of the accent.

[–]Rastafoo 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Bro Latinas are easy in Cali, just come out here bro

[–]Salvador6feet6 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

He is black, black dudes have extra disadvantages with Latinas and Asian. I would say even a Christ brown looking nigga will do worse with latinas than average white boi

[–]yabbit 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Imagine giving those worthless whores a single penny

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

great idea, fool proof plan

[–]AnimeRespecter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Don't EVER do it. They are snorting the good copium when it comes to sex and relationships. I can already tell you hat they'll say: Just be a HVM i.e. be 6 foot 9, have a 9 inch dick, bench 700 at a minimum, and most importantly just be a billionaire; all of of this is of course if you want a washed up, old, fat single mom who posts on FDS.