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[–]OPStolen[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

because I still know how to talk to women. I've never had a problem making FRIENDS with women. But they constantly tell me "you're too goofy to date", "you're too close to me to date", "you're not white, I'd never date you", "dude you're such a friend, I could never take you out". Hard times.

[–]yabbit 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

damn I can't even make male friends you must be one of those rare silvertonguecels

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

is that like how Harry Potter had parseltongue abilities? It's over for snakecels.