Ascension Lost

submitted by OPStolen from (self.Incels)

The girl I was going on a date with Friday? Her mom went to Mexico and got COVID. Can't get back into the states until she no longer has it. The girl tells me she's not coming back to school until her mom gets back into the country. Date cancelled. Love to see the world working against me. Good Job everyone. Still incel. OPstolen out

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[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

it's a catfish, just don't give them money. It's ok to keep talking though, can help span time.

[–]yabbit 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

how tf are you niggas getting dates. incel communities are jammed with fakecels nowadays smh

[–]OPStolen[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

because I still know how to talk to women. I've never had a problem making FRIENDS with women. But they constantly tell me "you're too goofy to date", "you're too close to me to date", "you're not white, I'd never date you", "dude you're such a friend, I could never take you out". Hard times.

[–]yabbit 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

damn I can't even make male friends you must be one of those rare silvertonguecels

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

is that like how Harry Potter had parseltongue abilities? It's over for snakecels.

[–]AnimeRespecter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

It might have been a big excuse tbh.

[–]OPStolen[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I'm 95% sure it's a huge excuse. She might have slowed down on texting because it happened. But the week before she said this, she was texting one time every 3 days after texting daily for weeks. Either it happened and she's so distressed she can't text, or what I think happened is she matched with some white dude and now they're going out instead. She was giving hints that someone was taking her to shittier restaurant than me. When I suggested a restaurant she said "im surprised you're not taking me to some shady spot where I could get food poisoning". I'm 95% sure she matched with some Chad ass white dude who's going to dick her down on the first date taking her to Mcdonald's or some shit.

[–]AnimeRespecter 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

High iQ. Call her out on it, and go on a sperg meltdown at least.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Yep might as well go out in a blaze of glory, guns ablazing.

[–]greybeard 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

don't, maybe she'll come back when chad dumps her.

[–]Vortex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Damn, you actually got a date. Volcel, please.

[–]OPStolen[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

you saw the selfie I took with my bald head. There's no love for bald, short, non-african, non-lightskinned, medium-tone black dudes. At least here in Maryland. She was an exchange student from California. Lives in the barrio. Not white-only, at least I don't think but who knows.