Adventures of a Black Man in Ukraine

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[–]CottageSamuelSlovak 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (10 children)

At least 6 😆

You may think I'm joking but that was actual result of census ~20 years ago. We are small country. I doubt it's over two digit numbers even today.

What do you think about Black People and Muslims?

I'm not really big into sorting people by race and I don't even believe most of people are. Being black doesn't imply anything, especially not in Europe. Well, usually 😇

But religion is a different case. Practicing muslim is kinda expected to kill me on sight. So yeah, not a fan.

[–]ZvezdaRussian[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (9 children)

There are something like 50000 Black People in Russia, not counting tourists. Makes sense as we are a large country, But I wish there were less :P

Is there any terrorism in Slovakia? What do you think of your Government?

[–]CottageSamuelSlovak 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

Is there any terrorism in Slovakia?

I may be failing to remember something but I believe we never really had a terrorist in all of our recorded history, Czechoslovakias included.

But it's not all sunshine and roses. Our goverment is basically emodiment of Hanlons's razor 😅

I fully expect them to fall miserably in next election, assuming they'll even be able to hold for so long.

Did you ever had any black-related terror attack in Russia? I mean done by actual afro-whatevers, not crazies high on islam.

[–]ZvezdaRussian[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

That is quite nice :)

So the Government are idiots? What do you think about the EU and NATO?

I personally do not know of any black related terror attacks in Russia, But we have had many from Muslims, mainly from the Arab Mujahideen / Supporters of Ichkeria.

What do you think about the American Government?

[–]CottageSamuelSlovak 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

I personally do not know of any black related terror attacks in Russia, But we have had many from Muslims, mainly from the Arab Mujahideen / Supporters of Ichkeria.

Yeah, I've heard about those. For all shit those freak cause, they at least keep working as great argument on why unrestricted immigration is suicidal idea.

What do you think about the American Government?

Nothing much, tbh, beyond their commedy potential. I was concerned removal of Orange Man Bad will kill the source of salt and memes, but that has yet to happen. So as far as that goes, I'm quite content.

Sadly, tragicomedy of EU concerns me much more and at this point I can only hope I'll live long enough to see it falling apart. Cos last X years it appears everything EU touches turns to shit.

[–]ZvezdaRussian[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

They are a great example ;)

It is strange how Orange Man Bad continues to exist, even though he has almost no way to speak to his audience and is no longer the President. It is hilarious how desperate these liberals are against Trump.

I hope it falls apart spectacularly, With Merkel gone there is a far higher chance of that :)

Is Slovakia controlled by EU thugs? What would you do if you ran your country?

[–]CottageSamuelSlovak 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Is Slovakia controlled by EU thugs?

Not really, it's more about EU money indirectly shifting focus of public servants from what needs to be done to what EU's giving cash for.

What would you do if you ran your country?

I'm libertarian / 'classic liberal' so I'd most likely fail miserably at attempt to cancel most of goverment offices and end up having nazis false-flagged for my assasination 😁

[–]ZvezdaRussian[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

What does it mean "false flagged" ?

How patriotic are you to Slovakia? How patriotic is the average slovakian?

[–]CottageSamuelSlovak 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

False-flagged as in some goverment agency will do it and then blame it on nazis. And just to be clear, I was trying to be funny. It's not something I'd actually expect them to do.

About patriotism, dunno. It's place where I was born and it's place where I plan to die. And there's no way I let some motherfucker to stand in front of that plan. Plus I have a lot of family around the place, so I'm highly motivate to put end to anyone trying.

On top of that, my username is chosen in honor of guy who wrote this. Or rather original poem this is based on. I'd imagine average Slovak is at least sligtly less patriotic than that 😇

[–]ZvezdaRussian[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Thanks for the clarification. :)

Interesting origin story :D

Are you fluent in Slovakian? What other language would you learn, given the time and resources (+ motivation :) )