Study Finds That All Blue-Eyed People Share a Common Ancestor

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[–]IkeConn 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

I only dated girls with blue eyes back in school. When that tid bit got out in college the brown eyed girls took it as a challenge. Thing is I never said I wouldn't fuck brown eyed girls, just not date them. This one brown eyed girl got the notion that a dozen fucks constituted a relationship. That's when I learned about sticking your dick in crazy.

[–]Canbot[S] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

If there is one piece of advice I would give every young kid about dating it would be: before you commit too much time to a girl deny her something she expects to get to see her reaction. That is when the crazy comes out. A lot of guys would be saved from horrible divorces if they just found out sooner.

[–]IkeConn 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

I agree. Junior year I announced I was going on Spring Break with some frat brothers. My then GF basically said if I did we would break up. When I got back she broke it off and I immediately started dating a tall blue eyed blond freshman. Ex GF melted down in the student center when she saw us together and I mean the fall down on the floor grabbing my legs begging me to take her back bellowing crying meltdown. That is when I realized that every semester meant that a whole new class of fresh hot young women showed up on campus...and the "old" girls knew it and hated it.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Gotta love college girls. Had one make a phone call after sex, she wished her boyfriend a happy birthday.

[–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Damn dude. Way to go.