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[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I would track you down and nonconsensually suck your cock. Then I would sprint back to the crime scene and spit a big wad of your cum into the Muay Thai expert's hair.

[–]orgias[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume I wouldn't be consenting.