how do i turn myself gay?

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I've heard going to prison can be transformative in that way

[–]yelgy[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

how can i get life

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You can't for real, but you could probably give yourself a gay fetish. But I would caution you not to expect to build a life on that.