A wild gay Jew appears

briarmoss · 2020-07-23T01:32:34+00:00

https://forward.com/schmooze/421730/the-10-best-most-classic-jewish-jokes/

These are all great, but my favorite is number 9 because I grew up Orthodox:

"A celebrated Orthodox rabbi gets to heaven and an angel takes him to a banquet that has been prepared in his honor. “We will serve you the most tender meat, the juiciest fish, and fragrant wine,” the angel tells him. “But who was the Mashgiach for this meal?” the rabbi asks. “Ah,” says the angel. “In your honor, God was the Mashgiach.”

“Thanks,” says the rabbi. “But I’ll just stick with the fish.”"

briarmoss · 2020-07-23T01:09:33+00:00

Here's a couple pictures of my dick. Try not to click on them.

https://i.postimg.cc/3NBq54SQ/966fea44-ce88-491f-bf8a-5d49d030df7e.jpg

https://i.postimg.cc/R0RbynN1/IMG-20200621-200451133-HDR.jpg

briarmoss · 2020-07-23T00:56:13+00:00

Obviously you care, or you wouldn't keep looking at my dick pics and replying. Here's another https://i.postimg.cc/3NBq54SQ/966fea44-ce88-491f-bf8a-5d49d030df7e.jpg

briarmoss · 2020-07-23T00:51:02+00:00

No u

briarmoss · 2020-07-23T00:25:26+00:00

Oh it's bigger than this? https://i.postimg.cc/R0RbynN1/IMG-20200621-200451133-HDR.jpg

Prove it!

Also, you're gonna call me a faggot after clicking to look at my hard dick next to another guy's hard dick? And then follow that up my telling me about your dick? Okey dokey.

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T23:58:04+00:00

I will absolutely not keep it to myself. Heres a picture of my hard cock next to my husband's hard cock. Don't look at it.

https://i.postimg.cc/fyFbvpMF/IMG-20200705-131319530.jpg

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T23:54:53+00:00

I also thought maybe you were asking so I would post it for other people to see which would strengthen my other comments

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T23:54:07+00:00

I knew it would be easy to find because I did my research before donating. I wanted to know what it would mean if they accepted my blood, i.e. what tests had to come back negative.

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T23:52:43+00:00

Ah, out of context it doesn't communicate what I meant very well. What I mean is, "if you support people blindly because they are black, and not based on what they actually say or do, then you will very quickly be supporting violent gangs"

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T23:20:59+00:00

https://www.redcrossblood.org/biomedical-services/blood-diagnostic-testing/blood-testing.html

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T23:18:57+00:00

Oh my God, do your own research.

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T21:53:55+00:00

Thanks! It was incredibly cathartic to have a conversation knowing that some douche mod won't come through and edit everything for decency before banning me for replying too much.

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T21:38:24+00:00

Here's a picture of my hard cock next to my husband's hard cock. Don't look at it. https://i.postimg.cc/fyFbvpMF/IMG-20200705-131319530.jpg

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T21:30:40+00:00

There we go. Checkmate, have a nice day.

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T21:29:48+00:00

I am allowed to post gay porn on saidit right? Pretty much anywhere I want?

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T21:28:43+00:00

I heard there was a shortage.

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T21:27:19+00:00

They run the same tests on all the blood.

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T21:26:52+00:00

Yes you are obviously not triggered at all.

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T21:26:15+00:00

Oh well. I guess I'm evil.

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T21:25:19+00:00

Maybe!

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T21:24:38+00:00

How godly and Christian of you. Sounds like a worthwhile way to honor Jesus Christ. Everyone knows he said "let he who wants to make gay people cry themselves to sleep cast the first stone" and "Thou hypocrite, first you must desire to make gay people cry at night; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye."

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T21:20:43+00:00

Oh you had to translate that? I just read and understand biblical Hebrew fluently. Funny.

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T21:19:54+00:00

I made a lot of points. You keep moving the goalposts because, like all religious people, you are intellectually dishonest.

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T21:18:41+00:00

You are so mad LMAO. Try to take a deep breath

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T21:17:22+00:00

No, PREP is astoundingly effective. But like I said, I don't rely on it because I'm not interested in having anal sex without condoms with strangers, and like you said, there are other STDs.

You also don't seem to know the difference between HIV and AIDS. You should fix that with another Google.

As for your Christian proselytizing... LOL

Im going to continue to sin. A lot. All the time really. And I'm gonna keep sinning after you are dead because I am certain you're much older than I am. Enjoy your Christian life though. It sounds really fun. I'm sure when you die you will go to heaven and not just disappear into oblivion while your corpse rots in the ground. It's fun how all life is a gamble right?

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T21:09:24+00:00

I obviously did change your mind because you went from telling me I have AIDS right now to citing the CDCs statements on what constitutes risky sexual behavior. You also seem to be slowly understanding the difference between HIV and AIDS. Maybe there's hope for you yet. Keep reading and learning!

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T20:56:39+00:00

Okey dokey. Too bad they won't. Because you have zero control over me. Keep on telling me I have AIDS though if that makes you feel better. That's what this site is all about right? So far I think it's great. Turns out you are much more easily triggered than I am haha.

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T20:54:03+00:00

But you're just wrong. I've been having gay sex for 17 years, and I do not HIV, let alone AIDS. You know that HIV isn't the same as AIDS right? HIV can lead to AIDS, where your T-cells have all been destroyed so you can be killed by normally innocuous bacteria and viruses. But these days no one with HIV needs to get AIDS if they take the right medication.

In fact, I have never had any STD, except for crabs, which I think I got from dancing shirtless at a night club. That was gross, I had to shave off all of my body hair except my head.

So all you're doing is continually demonstrating that you don't know anything about gay men, or gay sex, or HIV, or AIDS.

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T20:34:18+00:00

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T20:33:11+00:00

Good talk

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T20:32:52+00:00

Doubt. But I'll try any pills you got. I'm that kinda guy

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T20:32:03+00:00

They run a dozen tests. https://i.postimg.cc/c4vkzwLN/Screenshot-20200722-152030.png

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T19:25:02+00:00

There's nothing to engage here. You think gay sex makes Jesus sad and I don't. You just keep telling me I'm a dirty sinner and I keep not caring because I've been called a dirty sinner since I came out when I was 12 years old.

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T19:23:33+00:00

Oh it's true buddy. Deal with it. https://i.postimg.cc/c4vkzwLN/Screenshot-20200722-152030.png

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T18:24:15+00:00

Well if my blood isn't clean, the red cross must have missed something because they just accepted two units of packed red cells directly from my veins into their blood supply two weeks ago. I didn't even have COVID antibodies. And before you ask, I lied about having sex with men on the questionnaire. I wanted a free covid antibody test. Plus it felt good to finally give blood. I'm gonna do it again in October.

Just think, if you need a transfusion you could get my blood injected into your body. In fact, lots of gay men lie in order to give blood, just for the free testing.

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T18:17:58+00:00

Maybe you need a blowjob in the woods too

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T18:17:10+00:00

Uh no. I'm gonna go get a blow job in the woods, probably from a "straight" dude married to a woman. How is this not super clear already? Your opinions don't bother me, and they're not a surprise.

"וְאֶת זָכָר לֹא תִשְׁכַּב מִשְׁכְּבֵי אִשָּׁה תּוֹעֵבָה הִיא" (ויקרא, י"ח, כ"ב)

Your views are old and dusty, like your dick.

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T18:02:01+00:00

Yeah AIDS was a huge bummer. It was called Gay Related Immune Disorder. It spread far and fast because conservatives blocked research and treatment into it. They thought it was great all the gays were dying, but then it turned out a lot of the conservatives were secretly gay too and it spread to the mainstream communities. Now any responsible gay man can take a medication called PREP that will make it impossible to get HIV if he wants to bareback. The closeted and ashamed gay men don't take this medication because it would give them away, so they are the ones spreading HIV now. You're helping them do it, good job.

Personally, I always use condoms for anal sex with strangers. If I need that hot skin on skin contact I get a blowjob and cum down some dude's throat in the woods. With a mask on of course. The I wipe down my crotch with hand sanitizer.

Your knowledge is woefully out of date.

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T17:56:31+00:00

I actually don't care what you celebrate.

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T17:55:33+00:00

I respect Jesus a lot actually, he was a badass Jew, and he was friends with all sorts of slutty people. I don't respect you though.

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T17:25:38+00:00

Hahaha any moment now. You should hold your breath. Does finding a guy named Jesús to blow me in the woods count? Because the closest I've gotten so far is José.

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T16:59:11+00:00

Maybe. I think Rachael Rollins will probably be voted out of office because the white Boston liberals are unimpressed by all the theft, looting and murder she seems to think is fine. They don't like seeing stores boarded up downtown. Shes the first black female DA in Massachusetts and she's blowing it. The funny part is she gets attacked by liberals like the Mass Bail Fund for not being soft enough on lowlife criminals, and she doesn't even prosecute them anymore.

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T16:54:45+00:00

You saidit!

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T16:24:24+00:00

Sure, and this is why I completely don't care about Palestine. We all get to be selfish.

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T16:23:34+00:00

Thank you for your concern, but I've been sharing personal information with strangers online since I was a gay 11 year old in AIM chat rooms. I'm extremely equipped to protect myself and completely unconcerned about doxxing. I don't hide my opinions so I've already been spat out of my career in academia years ago and am collecting that sweet independent contractor CARES act unemployment. Last year my landlord turned off all my running water for a whole month, falsely accused me of assault, and still ended up having to pay a lawyer 90,000 dollars to beat us in court, and I just got the criminal charge dismissed.

Anyone interested in coming after me will find nothing but an already picked over carcass that will reanimate just to ruin your life twice as hard as they ruin mine. I am endlessly creative, and I've learned how to play dirty and legal.

I'm not an internet tough guy. I am a tough guy. I am way nicer on the internet than anywhere else.

The price of being a loud-mouthed smart-ass gay Jew is already eternal vigilance.

But again, thank you for your concern.

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T15:38:06+00:00

Great point. Maybe I was wrong. I'll think about it and get back to you if I have anything good to say.

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T14:46:59+00:00

It really feels like a return to human sacrifice at this point. This man's peers just sacrificed his life to their cause, and everyone is too modern to see it. This is pre-biblical pagan blood sacrifice in new clothes.

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T14:34:57+00:00

I am braced. It's not like I don't extremely dislike Orthodox Jews myself anyway. I don't think your average anti-semite knows enough about Judaism to say anything that really bothers me.

briarmoss · 2020-07-22T14:16:32+00:00

This is what liberals get for allying and supporting people based on race instead of merit. This man is showing a gang sign. Gang banging is an integral part of black American culture, and if you support any person who is black, you will very quickly be supporting violent gangs. In Boston, the black people are currently on a murder spree, but Ayanna Presley and Rachael Rollins are more interested in going after Whole Foods for not allowing cashiers to wear BLM masks while working.

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