Do you guys also eat your own boogers? by ActuallySnot in AskSaidIt

[–]ActuallySnot[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Our father, who snot in heaven,

Hallowed be thy hanky, thy will be stanky

Boogers here as they are in heaven

Thy boogers come

Amen

🙏

Do you guys also eat your own boogers? by ActuallySnot in AskSaidIt

[–]ActuallySnot[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Holy shitstain, batman! Do you think I can shoot my poo slide right back up there too? What other words of seduction can I mutter to my asshole to induce such a powerful reaction? Should I offer to wipe my snot down there?

Do you guys also eat your own boogers? by ActuallySnot in AskSaidIt

[–]ActuallySnot[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Sometimes I pick my boogers and then rub them on my butthole before eating them, it really adds extra flavour!

Do you guys also eat your own boogers? by ActuallySnot in AskSaidIt

[–]ActuallySnot[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Is it normal to rub them on my gums and suck out all the juicy goodness?