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Anyone else still winning NNN?(self)

31 points30 points33 points submitted by LarrySwinger2

So we're 17 days in now. I'm proud to inform you that I haven't eaten a single peanut, almond, walnut, hazelnut, chestnut, Brazil nut, or any other type of nut during the entire month. Anyone else still winning this?

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Megatron95 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun 6 months ago

I jerked off while eating BBQ peanuts so it's a double disqualification for me.

LordoftheFlies 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun 6 months ago

I dearly hope you were using different hands for those two tasks.

hfxB0oyA 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun 6 months ago

One way or another, those fingers are going to taste salty.

Megatron95 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun 6 months ago

No worries. I use an electric bull-milker.

hfxB0oyA 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun 6 months ago

I'm ashamed to admit that I screamed through two discount cans of cashews.

LarrySwinger2[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 6 months ago

I cashew you for that.

Fuck_magnora7 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun 6 months ago

/s/Poetry/comments/20s0/tinfoil_haiku/

zyxzevn🐈‍⬛ 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 6 months ago

I thought it was about the N-word

[deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 6 months ago

I ate a peanut today.

topiary2 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 6 months ago

I can't help but wonder if the powers that be have successfully subverted every corner of the online space because this has been the first time that I have come across it this year. Several years prior, it was always a major topic of discussion and of several articles.

Now? Nothing.