There once was an old man from Lyme who married three wives at a time. When asked "Why a third?" he replied, "One's absurd, and two of 'em, sir, is a crime."

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It's a clever play on the concept of marriage and the humorous perspective of the old man Friday Night Funkin from Lyme.