"Never tell your problems to everyone. 80% don't care and the other 20% are glad you have them" - Pablo Escobar

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[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

I know you will probably laugh at this (but since when do i give a fuck ?): My spirituality manifests mainly in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golf_ball s .

I can throw them exceptionally well.

And they bounce off on almost every common surface. I even got some https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosary s with golf-balls instead of crosses.

You know there were times, when people hassled me. But my god and me is kind of a special relationship.

I do pray. But never for myself because there seems to be no sense in it.

[–]Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Idolatry of Golf balls?

At least read the teachings of Yeshua.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I read what i want to read. I told you this is a special relationship. I won't defile it.

All golf-balls are here for me. I honestly don't know why i am here. But there has to be something to it because i didn't die so far.

Chances... Chances to die were there. More than enough.

[–]Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Do the moral thing then.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I try my best.