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[–]dcjogger 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Wow.

Americans are so enslaved now that if the US government doesn't control illegal immigration and a charity recruited volunteers to patrol the border and raised money to build a border wall, Americans would criticize the charity instead of the government.

If a donor gave $30 million to start a homeless shelter, Americans would slam the donor for not giving more.

If the ACLU sued the government to stop asset forfeiture, Americans would attack the ACLU for not defending gun rights enough.

If the government caused home prices to soar because of regulations, arrested the homeless, and put a gun to the head of every American to force Americans to pay taxes that funded prisons, Americans would scream that the government should give bailouts to the rich and ban private charities from building low-income housing.

If Libertarians protested taxes, Americans would criticize Libertarians for opposing seatbelt checkpoints.

If the Gestapo shot dogs, Americans would scream that dogs should be killed.

Americans insist that the government should raise the minimum wage that cripples the ability of the US to compete on the world market and ignore the history of the Great Depression by starting a trade war that raises the prices of products, kills US exports, and forces Americans to pay tariffs that fund US wars, debt, and tyranny.

Americans say anyone who wants to reduce the US debt is an asshole.

American say that the USA should start wars because US bombs are just gathering dust sitting in storage.

Americans insist that loving freedom means that you hate freedom.

Americans say Americans must submit their DNA, give their fingerprints, and get microchip implants to fly because illegal immigrants might want to travel.

Americans say the government should close newspapers because of fake news.

Americans insist free speech must be illegal because someone might say mean words.

Americans say advertising must be outlawed because products sell themselves.

Americans swear protesting must be illegal because windows might be broken.

Americans say churches must be shut because Muslims exist.

Americans scream guns must be outlawed because bump stocks are just toys.

Americans say NSA wiretapping is fine because Americans have nothing to hide.

Americans insist forfeiture is wonderful because someone might use drugs.

Americans think torture is great because other countries do it.

Americans scream that the lazy should be rewarded with welfare and the hard-working should be punished with taxes and regulations.

The destruction of the US cannot come quickly enough.