Oh, goody-goody gum-drops.

Justice is finally at hand!!! No, REALLY!!! You'll need to pardon me for a bit because living under a rock as I have been for several decades, I'm dealing with a few stubborn aches and pains as well as stiffness that's common among those of us with our craniums immovably lodged past our sphincters.

Now, I sure hope that nothing has changed and the trusty, always impartial and truthful news media is still on its job of furnishing balanced, unbiased, and brutally honest information without the slightest trace of editorial content!

My confidence in the great Democratic party and its unblemished history of moral and ethical guidance shall remain like a rock. With great figures in its celebrated history like Hugo Black, Theodore G. Bilbo, Robert C. Byrd, John Brown Gordon, and Woodrow Wilson among so many others gives me the utmost confidence that the great President Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr. (perhaps the greatest and most popular President ever!) would do nothing that would embarrass or sully the pristine reputations of such pinnacles of American culture who represented the Democratic party for what it really is!