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[–]dickvandyke 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

toss one can, go to prison for assault with a deadly weapon.

prisoners enjoy rioting.

[–]C3P0 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The secret is to toss it in the middle of a crowd, so no one knows who threw the can that KO'd a deputy.