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[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

get a fake card

[–]trident765[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

The place is a top secret facility and to get a job you need some special ID where the FBI gives you a background check. You have to give references, proof of residence, etc, and they talk to police departments to make sure your background is clean (similar to security clearance or maybe it is a type of security clearance). I am worried that maybe somehow it will be easy for them to tell if I have really been vaccinated from this very thorough background check.

Another thing is that a fake card gets you out of the initial vaccine, but what about the boosters? There is room on a card for 2 boosters, and then afterwards it will be a perpetual struggle to find the next card for the next booster. Also, maybe at some point they will go to a national, digital system, making cards obsolete, and then I can't go back to claiming a religious exemption since I already claimed to be vaccinated.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

yeah especially since I guess the plan is to make people get a booster once a month

If it was once a year I'd say work for a year and then get fired, at least you keep the money, plus maybe the crazy vaccine business is over in a year tho I know that's doubtful. Really you shouldn't try to get a job like that, security clearance etc, that's not for nonmorons these days. Sounds like a job for Winston Smith from 1984.

fake cards are prevalent these days for regular jobs I think only like 50% of people are actually getting the vaccine