Report: Every Song on Classic Rock Playlist About Statutory Rape

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[–]Brewdabier 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

And next I turn lead into gold, the bull shit I read in here is something else.

[–]iamonlyoneman 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

satire website btw

[–]d3lta105 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Brown Sugar by Rolling Stones is about slave rape.

[–]NuclearBadger 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Now do rap.

[–]CreditKnifeMan 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Dr. Sharon Oldham, Director of the International Musicology Association, recently concluded a year-long study and determined that every song on classic rock playlists curated by Spotify is about sex with minors.

Ye old spinster, Dr. Oldham.

The poor lass was rejected by Little Richard, and she never got over it.

[–]Canbot 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

They sure are light on examples. But the audience for that was always teenagers. So from an audience perspective of course you are going to identify more with a song about going after under aged girls. So it's not unexpected, even if it is creepy that old people wrote and sang it.

As for statutory rape in the entertainment industry, I don't think "times have changed".

[–]NuclearBadger 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Times have changed. Now they gaslight children to aspire to be casting couch hoes in order to get famous.

You can't rape the willing.

[–]Canbot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They have always traded sexual favors from children for stardom. There is no shortage of stories from child stars turned burned out druggies. It was always an open secret.

[–]ID10T 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

So funny

[–]chottohen 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Good Morning Little Schoolgirl — Mississippi Fred McDowell

[–]Bridgeheadprod 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

“ Stab you 'til you're gushy, so please don't push me I'm using rubbers so they won't trace the semen The black demon, got the little hookers screamin' (woo) Because you know I love it young, fresh and green With no hair in between, know what I mean?”

-Notorious B.I.G.

[–]Entropick[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, rap, true.

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

That shit about Rush. LMAO.

[–]jagworms 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

They get a lot of ass for incels.

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Just drumsolomax, bro.