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[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (18 children)

This is possibly actually a way of working this problem.

[–]cashflasher 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (17 children)

if i fap while reading these comments, what am i classified as? note that i am not fapping to the story of the nice little girl with the braids and the cute socks, but i am fapping to read your comments.

when i was young, i fell deeply in love with a typewriter named lucy.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (16 children)

The world is a multi-dimensional chessboard. And there is a black king set on it, you know that, right ?

[–]cashflasher 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (15 children)

is this another one of those extraterrestrial messages where the aliens are going to kidnap me again and do odd experiements to me on their ship?

i am ready to go master.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (14 children)

The word "odd" did in fact, de veil you. You would like it.

So no: I can't .

[–]cashflasher 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (13 children)

you are not going to take me on your ship? please, you said you would. you promised that i would get to deliver ass babies on the planet soban and we could live happily ever after..

you bastard bitch, you lied.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (12 children)

I don't lie. It was a tactic. That obviously took you by surprise.

[–]cashflasher 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (11 children)

please do not play games with my emotions. i have loved you since the planets were formed and i always will. as we promised to each other, i will give to you mixed species ass babies and we will love them together. you and i will sit on the terrace and drink margaritas and eat each other's poop while the children swim in pools of acid.

we will livestream it all on tiktok.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (10 children)

You do whatever livestream you want. I just push you around like a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chopsticks .

Even acid only dissolves in me.

[–]cashflasher 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (9 children)

we are over and done. i am moving on to bigger and better things. i just wanted for you to know this. i am registering an account at bondage.com and am now shopping for a pair of suitable slave whores that might actually give to me more pleasure than you ever did.

you never meant anything to me. did you actually think that i was in love with you? be serious. you are nothing more than a bag of guts to jack off in.

get someone else to carry your baby, you piece of shit whore.