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[–]cashflasher 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (15 children)

is this another one of those extraterrestrial messages where the aliens are going to kidnap me again and do odd experiements to me on their ship?

i am ready to go master.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (14 children)

The word "odd" did in fact, de veil you. You would like it.

So no: I can't .

[–]cashflasher 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (13 children)

you are not going to take me on your ship? please, you said you would. you promised that i would get to deliver ass babies on the planet soban and we could live happily ever after..

you bastard bitch, you lied.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (12 children)

I don't lie. It was a tactic. That obviously took you by surprise.

[–]cashflasher 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (11 children)

please do not play games with my emotions. i have loved you since the planets were formed and i always will. as we promised to each other, i will give to you mixed species ass babies and we will love them together. you and i will sit on the terrace and drink margaritas and eat each other's poop while the children swim in pools of acid.

we will livestream it all on tiktok.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (10 children)

You do whatever livestream you want. I just push you around like a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chopsticks .

Even acid only dissolves in me.

[–]cashflasher 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (9 children)

we are over and done. i am moving on to bigger and better things. i just wanted for you to know this. i am registering an account at bondage.com and am now shopping for a pair of suitable slave whores that might actually give to me more pleasure than you ever did.

you never meant anything to me. did you actually think that i was in love with you? be serious. you are nothing more than a bag of guts to jack off in.

get someone else to carry your baby, you piece of shit whore.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

Fine with me. Now you even disgraced yourself.

[–]cashflasher 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

i am feeling generous today and so i think that i should give to you at least one or two chances for you to reconcile with me. i am only doing this because you are so addicted to my genitalia area, otherwise i might not waste my time.

following is my proposal for you.. i have for a while had a fantasy that i would assrape a stupid whore on the floor of a mcdonalds during breakfast rush hour.

if you are honest, you must admit that i am somewhat romantic.

slut.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)