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Riot Police Unsure If Their Tear Gas Worked Since Libs Were Already Crying(babylonbee.com)

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SaidOverRed 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun 3 years ago

I love that "Hey, wanna go kidnap some antifa thugs" throwaway. Man bablyon bee is great.

King_Brutus 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun 3 years ago

It's really all that keeps me sane.

InLaymansterms 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

They try to act like high and mighty bullies but start crying like pussies when justice fights back!

MelanieMicrowave 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun 3 years ago

You don't have any friends :(

MelanieMicrowave 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

I love the fact that the American government can afford to keep police stocked with teargas (the use of which is a literal war crime) but can't afford to keep public schools stocked with soap during a pandemic. I think it really shows where American's put their priorities.

sproketboy[S] 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun 3 years ago

Hey everyone, here's an example! Perhaps you should move to North Korea where you belong and enjoy yourself.

MelanieMicrowave 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

Sis, it's just you and me. Nobody else replied to your stupid post.

It's cool though. America's fall from grace has been hilarious to the rest of the world.

sproketboy[S] 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun 3 years ago

"Sis"? Are you assuming my gender? Fucking Fascist! Stop concern trolling me future gulag resident.

King_Brutus 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

This is a "daily show" level dumb shit take. All chemical agents are banned in warfare because you have no idea what it could be. CS gas is regulated specifically for riot control and while I don't agree with its use most of the time it's incredibly effective for riot control. Schools not being stocked with soap could be due to poor district management in combination with supply chain problems as the pandemic put an incredible strain on cleaning supplies and manufacturing.

You're comparing apples to oranges. Stop that.

MelanieMicrowave 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

"Local government in America prioritizes supply chains for tear gas over hand soap for public schools" is not the headline you should be going for bootlicker.

King_Brutus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

Everyone in the world isn't buying tear gas, retard.

MelanieMicrowave 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 3 years ago

Which makes America's willingness to supply tear gas over hand soap EVEN MORE EGREGIOUS.