If all your friends are skinny and pretty that means you're the fat ugly friend

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[–]Musky 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I saw two morbidly obese women at the supermarket, I'd guess both of them were around 400lbs. I was really curious what they were going to be putting in their carts, but I didn't see either of them in the store.

It was quite the people watching outing. There was also an itty bitty old Chinese lady who was child sized, two women with truly ginormous tits -- I mean like H cup (FF in Brit), and a black woman wearing a unitard for some reason.

[–]chottohen 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

She identifies as a cement truck. If you want to look young and thin, hang our with old, fat people.