Which table would you want to sit at?

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I'd sit with fatty if he let me have some of that giant triangle pizza, that pizza looks pretty good and he doesn't seem too impressed

[–]Canbot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That pizza looks like ass.

[–]UncleWillard56 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Ouch. I'm fat, but not near as fat as Billy. Still, I'd be afraid to sit with him for fear of us tipping over the restaurant.

[–]hfxB0oyA 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'd want to be seated near the door so I can leave before the EMTs have to try wedging his ass through there after his heart attack.