Vendor_BBMC from Reddit here - I'm on "home leave" from Prison!

submitted by BBMC from (self.darknetmarkets)

Hello everybody!

I'm Redbook of the Brotherhood of British Meth Chemists. I was a frequent poster on reddit before I was arrested late in 2016 for making, well, these

https://imgur.com/a/IROVr

I'm coming up for release soon, I'm finally in a super-soft cat D "open" prison, andI get to spend 5 days a month at my mum's. For 2 years, the only thing sustaining me was the thought of getting on the internet. But everything has changed seemingly for the worse. Even deepdotweb has gone!

I found this place via a "secret" sub sub which still exists.

Anyway, at least we have this place.

Here's a song to distract you from this sad state of affairs to which we are reduced https://youtu.be/SOFCQ2bfmHw

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[–]ForLol_Serious69.000001% gay 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Isnt this your song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkElfR_NPBI

[–]BBMC[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Yes it is!

Black Magic's aphrodisiac effect is due to the intentional presence of 4-iodo methamphetamine. When I was arrested, 3 other BBMC chemists began a research project to develop a mass-production method. The new drug is called "Balabomb", it's made in a steel pressure vessel or "bomb" from a new precursor source.

My former colleague Drax is the chief production chemist on the project. When I'm released later this year I will have to get a "real" job, but I will be doing some legal research for BBMC which will be of an agricultural nature. I will also be runnning a political lobbying group, utilizing bitcoin for political ends.

Thank you for remembering me, ForLol_Serious! Here's a song for you
https://youtu.be/O0lf_fE3HwA

[–]BBMC[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Balabomb is going to hit Britain like the Beatles hit America.

We are scientists. We ignore legal and religious dogma. We all used to work for the government, and in the war on drugs we considered ourselves neutral, like Switzerland.

My arrest felt like a declaration of war on us, the beeb is now on a war footing. We didn't ask for this, but its on!

The balabomb method offers several advantages over other methods. Its so clever and simple. It requires no glassware.

It sounds a little trite, but the ultimate aim of all drug producers is "state capture".

I haven't changed, have I? https://youtu.be/XjG_ViehDAE

[–]ForLol_Serious69.000001% gay 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'll be a soldier in your war, i don't even talk to police

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_wlAcaZdrs

[–]DrHorribleMaster of Delusion 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

Welcome back. Dark.fail (that is the url) can get you the links you want on the legit level. Head on over to dread so you can see some familiar faces. Sam pops in here on occasion, but you can catch him on dread.

[–]BBMC[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Im using a mobile phone. I assume dread is an onion site.

At least I can watch porn on it. There's no sex in prison. Not consensual, anyway! Ha ha!

Seriously though, the first thing I learned in prison is that if you drop the bar of soap in the showers, nothing happens. I haven't been raped once.

I'm the only meth cook in the prison, all the staff are nice to me. I like to keep things civilised because I'm a gentleman, I'm actually enjoying my last few months in this super-relaxed low-security prison.

It's like a never-ending drug industry conference full of dealers.

Trying to stop drugs by arresting dealers is like trying to stop the sea by arresting water.

[–]DrHorribleMaster of Delusion 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The tor project has a new android app. if that helps. Sounds like you are describing a week long conference (but longer) for drug related people. I hope you have picked up some new safe ideas for the future.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

lol, you sound dissapointed for Not beign raped, ha...thats almost a insult 😄, ps are you in USA or GB?

[–]BBMC[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

GB.

I am a little disappointed. My cell-mate told me I'm pretty.

I like this forum. It's small, but select. The reddit forum was a bit out-of-control. The good thing about reddit was that marketplace admins used it, so you could hold them to account a bit. During an exit scam, I used to follow my stolen escrow on the blockchain and publish the wallet addresses on reddit, to make sure they couldn't spend their ill-gotten gains.

[–]DrHorribleMaster of Delusion 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Even with the very strict rules of saidit, Sam set this up as a fallback for just in case. It is why things are so quiet. We try to keep it to the people of the reddit dnm days before the ban. At some point we will probably have to break glass and congregate here.

[–]aunty_unicorn 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It's like a never-ending drug industry conference full of dealers.

Hahaha. fuck me you're funny. that's my first LOL of the day in the bag. Thank you Redbook <3

[–]RIP_Meth_9000 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Told you I have my own American version of you :-)

Good Ole American Made D-Meth / https://i.imgur.com/jI69aSn.jpg

It on average is around 93% pure :-)

Have some on the way to EC now :-)

So unless you are going to send your version of shake-n-bake to us yanks, why are you here again????

Bahahahahahaaawwwweeewawee!!!!!!!

9000

FYI...You will not get $200 a gram for the your shake-n-bake ;-)

[–]basjin 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

oh my bbmc, you broke rule 1 and 2, never talk about, wait, im not talking about the fightclub, dare you!