Weekend goals: What goals do you have that you will probably not accomplish?

submitted by DrHorribleMaster of Delusion from (self.darknetmarkets)

What big plans do you have? Any new toys or substances you plan to play with during the weekend?

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[–]ForLol_Serious69.000001% gay 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

My goal is to be some type of government employee. I will then use my status to search the database for proof of aliens. Then I will quit my job, regardless of my findings.

[–]AliceInUnderland 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That’s a busy weekend.

[–]DrHorribleMaster of Delusion[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Stranger things and lawn mowing are my goals. And laundry.
I may make out with my pax 3 here and there. At least that is what it feels like when using it. I think I'll use the bong mouth piece so it feels like a tongue.

[–]samwhiskeyMethod of Destruction 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Work tomorrow. Off sunday. Hopefully won't do any drugs because I have an evening and next day planned to be stimmed out. Gotta rest up to be ready.

[–]AliceInUnderland 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Grocery shopping, laundry, cleaning, cuddling and maybe some weed.

Oh and ignoring my WhatsApp

[–]BBMC 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'd love to drink something that wasn't brewed in a radiator by a murderer.