AccidentGenius jumps off a bridge into a frozen river.

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[–]faggot 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

Can someone translate what they say? It's a little funny how the guy doesn't stop recording and just stays on the bridge.

[–]DeedleeDoo 22 insightful - 5 fun22 insightful - 4 fun23 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

That was funny to watch how this guy keeps filming and doesn't seem to give a fuck. Here -Блять, я не умею плавать. (Fuck, I can't swim) -Блять, он же лежит мертвый уже нахуй, кровь нахуй. (Fuck, he's lying dead there, there's blood, fuck) Сука. Блять, я не могу нахуй. Блять, кровища нахуй. (Fuck, I can't, there's blood, fuck) Later, when he approaches the body. - Ты живой, брат? (Bro, are you alive?) Кирюха, ну иди сюда, помогай, говорю блять! (Kiryuha come here and help me for fucks sake!) - Блять, я ж боюсь воды, я ж тебе говорю Саня! (Fuck it, I am afraid of water, I told you Sanya!) Сполосни лицо ему! (Wash his face!) - Выключай хуйню эту! (Turn that fucking thing off!) - А это блять фонарь горит ебучий нахуй! (This fucking flashlight is working)

I'm not that great at translating Russian curse words so I left the original dialog for you as well :)

[–]aTVisAthingTOwatch 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Thank you so much for that. Can you make out what they were saying before the jump as well?

[–]tractorsoon 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The gist of it, at the beginning: “Take off your underpants too, you'll put them on dry afterwards”. Later, at the bridge: “Stop, there is ice! That side of the bridge is better! Stop!”

Also, apparently the guy survived: https://www.intex-press.by/2019/02/12/zhitel-orshi-prygnul-s-mosta-v-reku-no-led-ne-probil-videofakt/