BladedFunkytown

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[–]Farseli 14 insightful - 3 fun14 insightful - 2 fun15 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

Let me be the first to say "nope". I know this name. Not getting on this ride again.

[–]pleberino 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

what happens? (dare I ask)

[–]Farseli 12 insightful - 2 fun12 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

It's a fully conscious man, bound up with rope (or some sort of tie) on a ceramic floor, with his face flayed off and some dude going at his neck with a boxcutter. The guy's hands have been cut off, he still has to be physically restrained by some other guys, and every so often he yells or gargles a bit on his blood. It's all about 2 minutes long and the song Funkytown by Lipps Inc. plays in the background along with some other tunes.

[–]nigger 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They fed him a bunch of meth before cutting him

[–]TerrorKuchen 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

How can he still be conscious? Doesnt the body shut dow at some point of too much pain?

[–]pleberino 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

my curious mind is like 'hmmm, should I click it?' but i know if i do I wont be sleeping for the next week

[–]HopeThatHalps 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Is the back story to "the Funkytown video" known? I still can't fathom how people can be so cruel to other human beings. Even with the Mexican cartel videos I wonder, how serious must the drug business be that you'd feel the need to do such a cruel thing to the member of the competition?

[–]tikkikun 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Hey! The first "nope" around here! I missed this place guys...

[–]faggot 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

You can hear one of the guys whistling along to it, haha.

[–]Birth_control 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Come oooooon ! Not this one !

[–]ProtheanCupcake 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This one will always be a solid NOPE for me.

[–]Childmuncher666 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This helps me sleep at night

[–]chineschise_batman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

won't you take me to.........funkytown