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Can somebody make a 62 IQ compilation full of Richard’s dumbest quotes/lines?
reddit.com/r/wingsofredemption/comments/ayng26 (Comments) - /u/SleeveOfWillpower

Believe it or not, this is consensus, I am pretty good friends with most all in the Youtube community.

I am pretty much the Scarface of the Youtube community.

I pretty much, I always feel the martyr.

I'm the Rocky Balboa of Dark Souls mothafucka.

The enemy team is not playing the way I want them to play.

I'm tired of all this streaming man, it's burning me out. Cause its nice to be able to walk away and lay in bed, sit on the porch, or get my truck and go somewhere. You... you can't do that when you are streaming. You're locked down and have to sit for 4-5 hours. And you gotta constantly talk to people, else they don't donate. ... I left my house probably 6 times in the last year.

I'm sorry its like watching paint dry, you see... you see all these idiots in my chat right?

Mmmm there's 104k players online, you'd think there would be someone willing to play with me.

I'd like to have a skillset in healing people. Like spiderbites, people that choked at a restaurant etc.

I have a pretty solid stomach, and I don't panic that hard.

Some days I'm 5 pounds heavier, some days I'm 5 pounds lighter. That just depends on what I'm wearing.

Have you ever thought about hairplugs? No, I don't need hair.

Here's the thing with this weightloss surgery... Is like, if its successful... like really successful, I'm going to get uglier That's the sad part about it. Cause, like... Sex appeal, I'm probably at the highest I will ever be at right now.

My testosterone isn't low. I can grow facial hair. And like armpit hair... and stuff like that. So... my testosterone isn't that low. --- 1 week later --- Will the surgery affect my ability to get an erection? No. I actually will probably have a much... higher sex life after this. Because I will be losing weight, and when I lose weight, my testosterone is gonna go up. And when I work out my textorterone(sic) is gonna go up.

A red truck? I've never owned a red truck. Well, my current truck is red...

How do you beat a weight plateau? You just wait it out.

I don't want to go on a podcast and talk about my situation. I rather talk about other things, like... like... current events. --- 10 minutes later --- Dude, I have no fucking idea what's going on in the outside world.

I like ice in my wudder. The only problem with ice, is that when it melts, it gives a weird taste to the wudder.

Keemstar: So what did you do to loose weight Wings? J²: Ok, I did this challenge where I had to walk for miles every single day, no excuses. Keemstar: How did it go? J²: I dropped 50lbs in '13, I dropped another 40lbs in '14, right. Keemstar: Why did you give up? J²: Because somebody made a video calling me a liar on how far I walked.

What the operation is for? Its this thing called a gastric sleeve. Its to basically buy willpower.

I did go to college please talk what you know.

Does my brother look like me? No, we have different fathers.

Mexico, Mexico is the only country I have ever been too, that isn't in the Unites States, like... like, travelwise.

Like, like there are multiple countries where a form of Socialism works. Like, the nordic countries like... Norway, France...

I have 260 extra pounds of... fat... right? So like... when my body isn't getting all the calories it... normally eats... muh body is gonna make up for those calories my consuming fat cells. And when it does that, its... fat cells. That's a lot of fatty foods. So what happens is, your gal bladder forms these like... crystalis(sic) and like, it makes it so its hard for your gal bladder to function. And like, when your gal bladder does... the motion... it does when its working, those... things hit the sides and the walls, and it becomes very very painful... and... and a lot... and then consuming large amounts of animal fat... or... PEOPLE FAT... uhhh... will cause you to have a little problem with your gal bladder. And... you know, some people have it... and some peoples do. I know that's a very... bad... explanation... so I apologize in advance...

I adore the World War 2 setting. World War 2 was one of the most interesting periods in human history. Even though is was a... bad time of human history, and it should be looked down upon, what went on in World War 2 was so interesting. You had like, the Nazi's looking for like, national treasures, and mythology. You had like... the Arian race like thing coming out... You had... weapons turning the corner, and becoming what we know today, modernized weapons. You had war tactics... from the ancient romans used... You had people... banding together... It was such an interesting time, and its a wonderful thing to learn about. And stuff like... the Nazi's looking for like... the North Pole. You know, there's literally... we recently found... a secret Nazi base, IN the North Pole. It was actually... a secret base designed around nothing but hunting treasure. (shows a google link to The Sun, with the "story", one of the worst gutter press tabloids in existence) So, the time period itself is something I really adore. Its wonderful, its interesting.

I detest this game. This game makes me hate fucking life. It really does. And motherfuckers that come in here just to watch this shit, I hate you too. I literally do.

I'm only playing for subscriptions, that's the only reason.

I'm embarrassed about my k/d, so anyone that points it out gets banned.

Insulting my gaming skill is a permaban. Period. I don’t care if they’re a subscriber, mod, or anything.

This game is a pile of shit.

The enemy team is not playing the way I want them to play.

If I'm not getting donations, and I'm not getting subscriptions, I ain't doing this. I could have 6000 viewers, as far as I could give a fuck, but if nobody subbing, I don't care. Don't give a fuck about 600-700 viewers, I don't! Unless those muthafuckers are subbing, sending donation money, let me know!

I'm washed up dude, I'm just trying to milk this shit for every dollar I can.

I'm only playing for subscriptions, that's the only reason.

If I don't get 10 new subs in the next hour, I'm gonna quit the stream.

Hurry up and gimme... get me 10 subscribers, and, and I can play som'ting else. CAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET SUBSCRIBERS MAN! I streamed 9... 10 hours yesterday, and I lost all of them. So... the first hour of streaming, we got $1, and lost 1 sub... so... you guys EARNED 3 minutes of commercials.

Ban anyone that says they has adblock.