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British Museum Claims Some Birds, Dinosaurs May Have Been Queer In New Exhibit(thepublica.com)

5 points4 points7 points submitted by xoenix

NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 1 month ago

If you'll excuse me, the Immortal Jellyfish can renew its lifecycle each time it breeds, so I'm going to have sex and see if I can become a newborn again.

Titanic 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun 1 month ago

You better make sure there is a delay or your spouse will be arrested for pedophilia

NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 1 month ago

No, it's cool, I'm a 4,000 year old dragon. I'm just drawn this way.

LyingSpirit472 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun 1 month ago

Doesn't matter- since many animals are sexually developed in the first year of life, by the same logic spree in these, it is perfectly fine if your spouse is arrested for pedophilia, even as a stunning and brave 4000 year old dragon.

Not sure if this prevents the overarching law "ravioli ravioli do not lewd the dragon loli" rule, though.

NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 1 month ago

Oh geeze, yeah. That does sound legally iron clad.