I don't stay in hotels, or motels. Low end places have the methheads, bed bugs, and who knows what; Hi end places, have the coke users, and white china users.

Both places have a lot of sexual activity; imagine a black light in any of them. I had an acquaintance who was an escort driver; the amount of semen on the floors of even the most expensive places is just over the top.

Considering these things alone, not really a dignified place for my death; I realize each to their own.

On that topic of a hotel death, a relative of mine ran a resorts house cleaning unit. They dealt with people who simply died, as well as suicides in the rooms; it was somewhat 'normal'.

All anyone does to clean up a room, is minimal; if you die on the bed, and don't shit, or piss yourself, or even if you do, all they do is change the sheets for the next guest. Just odd I guess.

Perhaps open bodies of water? Burial at sea, and never have to be in a mortuary. Respect in death sort of thing...