I Just Had My First Kiss with a Dude

submitted by OPStolen from self.RealIncels

I decided to gaymaxx and go out with a guy. switched my tinder to dudes, got a date, next thing i know my ear is getting nibbled on and im full on making out with a dude. I've partially ascended. Next step: an actual woman. And for all you normies:

"Since you incels hate women so much, why dont you just date a man"

Well, I have now. So if you insult me you're both racist and homophobic. I win every time.

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[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Congrats? 50% of gays have aids.

[–]OPStolen[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

we didn't have sex, just made out for like 30min all together. every time i talk to a woman they ask if i've ever kissed someone, now i can tell the truth and say i have.

[–]AnimeRespecter 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

wtf

[–]hyena 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The state of this forum

[–]Vortex 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

You nigga gay!

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

So close.

[–]winkot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

He knows you're not really gay hahahahahahaha.

I might have sex with a guy if he was goodlooking + on the feminine side + sympathetic.

Heads up tho, this is a LARP that reeks of how feds. Same as OP's entire post history.

[–]greybeard 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

he's not a glowie, he's posted here for over 2 years and only started glowing recently

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Literal "what no pussy does to an mf" meme jfl.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Well, I don't care who you date. Good for you for doing something, feeling good about yourself for it, and not letting anyone else make you feel differently. Thats actually pretty badass

[–]Lifecantrulysuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Was he chad?

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

fag

[–]greybeard 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

I'd love to take the gaypill to get infinite sex but I'm repulsed of the thought ok gay sex. Was it the same for you too or were you always low key gay?

[–]OPStolen[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

honestly, It didn't matter to me. Still feels human when you hold a guy. Still lips. But, my hand fetish is getting in the way of everything. My mind was screaming the whole time "THIS IS FUCKING GREAT" but my body was still screaming for a woman's hands

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

One time I was seated next to this nurse on a flight. I told her landing made me nervous so we held hands as the plane landed. I also kissed her arm a little LOL. You should try this approach. It was bullshit, of course. I don't mind airplane landings.

[–]greybeard 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

ascension doesn't count when you are younger than 10

[–]greybeard 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

so you don't like sex, just handholding? You have better personality than 99% of men yet still are an incel its so fucking over man

[–]OPStolen[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I looked at one of those autistic lists of sexualities and realized I'm aegosexual, sex doesn't turn me on and I can't imagine myself having sex. Which is true, since I was 10, I could literally never imagine myself having sex with someone. Like picturing myself penetrating someone turns me off. I just really like hands

[–]greybeard 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

For what it's worth I thought I was the same, had a weird fetish and never once in my life jacked off to sex. But when I went to visit a whore to test it, my dick worked and it was ok.

[–]sneako 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

petition to ban OPstolen for being an actual faggot?

fuck man you're making us ethnic look bad with this gay shit

[–]OPStolen[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'm straighter than you bruh, at least im 100% sure im straight now. you don't even know for sure.

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Are you going to chew turds as an encore?

[–]StShitpostCel 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Nobody should ever reach a point to where they're forced to try this level of cope.

If God answered my prayers I'd pray for your sake king.😭🙏