I want my own home so I can jerk off whenever I want

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[–]Musky 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

My grandmother always said, "Life is better if you don't jerk off obsessively."

[–]David_Allen_Cope1 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I'm guessing granny musk didn't have to jump through the same hoops just to get a piece of ass though. Ah, pre tinder society.

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Last time I hopped on Tindr, looking for weed, my phone started beeping at me non-stop. Wifie made me delete it, and she was a lot nicer to me after that.

I am told we look like each other.