some of the left-inflected pushback has essentially argued that maybe teens aren’t depressed because of phones but because, in Taylor Lorenz’s words, “we’re living in a late stage capitalist hellscape during an ongoing deadly pandemic w record wealth inequality, 0 social safety net/job security, as climate change cooks the world.”

Yeah, bullshit. You're too fay, lazy and evil to get a job and a house, or even just a relationship other than being some lantern-jawed moron's human Fleshlight, so you want to ruin shit for the rest of us. FUCK OFF.