I am a better doctor, and vaginas can handle most of this shit even if it might not be a great idea. The one to be avoided here is the talcum powder because of the cancer risks.

If a little cucumber or yogurt wrecked a vagina, imagine what the bacteria in your mouth or perhaps on a funky penis would do.

The jade egg might as well be a sex toy.

Steamed pussy, well, shit, they do say it's an ancient treatment. Maybe there's something to it. I think the trick here is not to fully insert the tea kettle and give yourself second degree burns.

Baby oil/ petroleum jelly / cbd oil aren't great but remember the coconut oil lube fad? Don't see how it's different. Probably ain't great for the bacteria balance but somehow propylene glycol water based lube is good?