Reductress » Pooping in the Shower is Just Something On-the-Go Women Do!

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[–]hfxB0oyA 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Just make sure to waffle stomp it down the drain when you're done.

[–]David_Allen_Cope1 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Damn. I don't feel weird about pissing in the shower anymore.

[–]American-Muskrat 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

One time I was taking a shower, and I didn't feel so hot, but instead of farting as I had meant to, a cone of liquid diarrhea sprayed out my ass and onto the shower knob and faucet. It had velocity and left a gruesome splatter.

Luckily I had a spray bottle of bleach in the shower.... but it was not fun. 1/10 do not recommend pooping in the shower.

[–]EdWHYner 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

But why? 💩

[–]ChasingEntropy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

What. The. Fuck.

[–]Pokeindafckingeye 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Yea lm pretty sure this is not a thing...

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You're telling me you've never had a poo in the shower and waffle-stomped it down the drain...?

https://farragomagazine.com/news/article/farrago/2018-03-13-for-against-wafflestomping/