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Normal person: I think it would be good if everyone didn’t die in a nuclear holocaust. Crazy person: That means you love Vladimir Putin. NP: No I just think it would be a good idea to try to prevent the horrific death of literally everyone. CP: How much is the Kremlin paying you to say that?(caitlinjohnstone.com)

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Feldheld 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun 1 year ago

Normal person: I think we need to support Ukraine. You: Did you nutcase really just accuse me of supporting Putin?

usurper 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 1 year ago

By “supporting” ukraine what you mean is shelling nuclear power plants, assassinating russian nationals and ukrainian dissidents, blowing up russian bridges while civilians are driving across, blowing up gas pipelines vital to western economies, sinking Russian battleships, denying the wishes of most people in donbass, and generally starting ww3.

But thats totally normal right?

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Chipit[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun 1 year ago

I think it would be good if everyone didn’t die in a nuclear holocaust.

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chickenz 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun 1 year ago

Truth is, it is impossible for you to know what other countries possess.

It is entirely possible that nuclear type bombs are already in our cities, waiting to be detonated.

Fyi, nuclear weapons do not need to be delivered to it's target using a missile.. the bomb can be assembled in New York City, hidden in some building and just waiting to be remote detonated.

The sad news is that a major world war is inevitable.

We now have the power to destroy everything.

jet199 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun 1 year ago

True. Apparently the UK has the biggest stockpile of weapons grade plutonium in the world. That's odd for a small country. There's obviously a lot going on we don't know about.

Chipit[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun 1 year ago

Well OK then! Let's have a nuclear war! It doesn't sound bad at all!

Anman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun 1 year ago

They wont die from a nuclean holocaust. They will die from global warming. And by global warming I mean blot clots from vaccines. And by blood clots from vaccines I mean stupidity.