Boy born with two penises has the larger one chopped off by doctors

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[–]Canbot 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

The mom said that both penises had the ability to become erect.

So she's been playing with them.

[–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Oh, I get it. Small dicked jealous doctors cut off the bigger one out of spite.

[–]tmckinn7 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

That's some fucked up shit, probably a jew doctor

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

everyone I don't like is jewish

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Sounds a lot like

everyone I don't like is Hitler

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

both are stupid but only one showed up on thread LOL

[–]jostiniane 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

weird story.. are they both fully functional? I would cut both of them.

[–]Smarterthanlastweek2 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

He couldn't piss through the bigger one they cut off, so I wouldn't call that "fully functional". As usual, weird story.

[–]chottohen 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Oh, no. It would be good to have a regular day-to-day penis and an auxiliary backup penis too.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah... maybe a midlife crisis "sports" penis? Something you can take out on the weekend.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

narrow urethra

I tell you what...

[–]Rusty_Foster 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Double Dick Johnson! He could be in a freak show fucking two women at once.

[–]SMCAB 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Okay there is a labeling contest here! What would this double dick Identify as?

[–]chottohen 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It depends on the layout. Were they inline vertically or horizontally? If they were vertical, you'd be killer as a heterosexual lover. How about Trisexual?